December 2011
Log onto Facebook… realize you hate everyone......
Sprinkles red velvet cupcake, eating 61.5g of carbs, kill me.
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If you smell good, instant turn on.
So I was biting my nails, and I rip one off and t ended up being too short and now the tip of my finger hurts like a B*#^H. Like really really bad. I’m never going to bite my nails again, lesson learned. Again. I need a nail clipper now.
You know when you find a really good artist that no one has ever heard of? It’s a good feeling. Repeat.
Just finished packing. All the clothes I packed says, “Damn boy, you is fine. Without trying too hard.”
So my mum hired a Santa to come to our house and bring gifts for all the younger kids. They were all so in loved with him. Man I wish I had my childhood back. Brb eating a cupcake so everything can get better.
My eight year old cousin just said to me, “I’m probably on your girl’s shopping list and winked. Brb, dying now. LOL.
Hottie sitting across from me, I’m all about it.
Always, always three cubes. On the rocks.
Too Hot To Care.
I get overly excited when I get more than new 5 messages in my inbox. Am I popular yet? No? Ok…
Usually my motto is “drugs not hugs” but today I feel differently.
Dear Santa,
I’ve been a bad boy this year, but it was totally worth it.
Love, me.
I was standing outside a church and overheard a group of sene girls swearing and complaining. Never have I been so disgusted in my life. Shouldn’t there be a Hot Topic they can occupy?
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Got The Simple Life. Yes.
Driving is so stressful, I wish everyone else can get off the road, they’re terrible!
